We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
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his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
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I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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