I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
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So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
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we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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