RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
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