Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
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Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
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I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
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