I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
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you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
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I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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