Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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