is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
Randomize
