what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
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either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
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I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
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