the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
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I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
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He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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