I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
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This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
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She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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