Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
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I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
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If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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