On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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