yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
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we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
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I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
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