Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
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There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
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there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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