if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
Randomize
