What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
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DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
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His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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