Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
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Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
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Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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