normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
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apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
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She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
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