no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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