I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
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well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
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I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
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