He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
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does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
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I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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