Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
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drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
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I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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