We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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