Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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