It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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