That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
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I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
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"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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