Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
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Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
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Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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