i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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