i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
I had to cum in my sink.
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