How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
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This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
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The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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