What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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