I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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