I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Randomize
