I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
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Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
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Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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