your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
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