Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
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