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Whatcha textin bout Willis?
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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