I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Randomize
