I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
he's gonorrhea incarnate
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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