She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
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Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
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Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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