I CAN MOONWALK!
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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