i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
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so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
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By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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