Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
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His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
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He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
Randomize