Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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