The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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