belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
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I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
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Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
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