there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
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Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
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I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
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