Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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