He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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