wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
What changed your mind?
Being sober
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Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
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did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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