i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
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She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
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I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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