I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
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we'll go far in life on tits alone.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
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Even my vagina gasped.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
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