What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
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Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
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This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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