yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
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