Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
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IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
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He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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