O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
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I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
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I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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