last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
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It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
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I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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